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IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON
IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON
IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON
IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON
IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON
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IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON

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  • a passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year.
  • do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch?
  • at last, the epically funny internet sensation it's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? check!
  • also included: the equally life changing meditation it's rotting decorative gourd season, motherfuckers, because all good things must end.
  • give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together.